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A Short Description... Too... With You... As Well...
Monday, Oct. 05, 2002 - 11:43 PM
I'm incapable of smalltalk. Tonight I went to Art's wedding. But I will not talk about that because I'd rather talk about my inability to talk. When someone is introduced to me my default response is "Hey, how's it goin'?" That's not so bad at all. Until that's the other person's opening line. Because the response to "Hey, how's it goin'?" can never sound natural as "Hey how's it goin'?" So I get all jumbled up. New Guy: Hey, how's it goin? Me: Hey, how's (this is where I figure out that I'm just repeating him and my speach goes into slow motion) ...it... uh... (super slow motion)goin'... ...too... ...also... ...as well... ...with you? New Guy: So... they let you out of the helmet for tonight, huh? Me: Excuse me, I have to go eat crayons now.
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