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Milk Magic
Monday, May. 26, 2003 - 9:40 PM
You know how you love to eat cereal more during the day and night than you do at breakfast? (Go with me on this.) And you know how it's best to have about 16 bowls of cereal at a time and how it's best to use the same milk throughout the whole ordeal? And you know how the best part of eating cereal is drinking that sugar filled milk at the end? Well, why don't they just make cereal milk? Instead of making us eat all that cereal, they could sell milk that had cereal soaked in it. There could be Lucky Charms Milk and Froot Loops Milk and Peanut Butter Crunch Milk. S'mores Milk, Reese's Milk, and Trix Milk. And it would fly off the shelves like a dole of doves. I mean, if Newton can shove cherry cheesecake in cake and Oreo can shove mint, peanutbutter and even more stuffing in their cookies, why can't the milk association shove cereal in their milk? I'd buy it.
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