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Teresa Is Most Definitely Hotter Than Paige
Tuesday, Aug. 26, 2003 - 11:04 AM
"Don't bother me with the guy voted "Cutest smile." That guy's gonna go bad on you. That guy will be of no use. Worse, someday soon he will bore you; he will frustrate you with his basic inability to understand human suffering the way a geek can. Johnny Dimples never endured unwieldy growth spurts or had to wear glasses to pre-school. Dimple's parents dressed normally when they picked him up from school in their normal car. Dimples went to the prom, had sex before he was 22 and saw "Star Wars" fewer than three times. Meanwhile, a geek was home on prom night in the garage with a set of beakers and tools, building character. Give me a guy who grew up playing Dungeons and Dragons and whiling away Friday nights in front of the Atari and a rerun of "Mr. Belvedere," and I'll give you the sexiest thing on the planet. First the obvious. The geek can take care of business. He can update your RAM, hook up your modem, make your applications run faster and suck your important documents back out of the Macintosh black hole they fell into. He can talk particle physics and photosynthesis and homeostasis. Quite possibly, he speaks several languages. He knows when major Civil War battles took place. He has memorized literary quotes, or at least lines from "2001: A Space Odyssey." He may not fit into the world, but he knows how it works." Read the rest at Teresa Strasser's blog. Man, I'm gonna miss her as the host of While You Were Out.
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