How To Keep Cool In 7 Easy Steps
Thursday, Jul. 11, 2002 - 1:19 PM

Wow. I just went out and bought a Frap and hot dog. It's 73 degrees out there. If I had a hammock, I'd take a nap.

But while we have the best temperatures we've had in about 4 weeks, in the west they're breaking temperature records like crazy. And, since I know a little bit about hot temperatures (I was in India a few years ago when they had the hottest temperatures they'd had in 50 years - 115 to 125 degrees - and spent the day sight seeing at the temple ruins. The temple ruins are just a large pile of rocks. With no trees. In the open desert. Rock climbing in 115 degree weather. That's smart. Wow, that was a long parenthetical sidenote.) I thought I'd share tips on how to keep cool.

1 - Don't go outside.

2 - Stay inside.

3 - Make sure inside has an air conditioner.

4 - Stay near the vents.

5 - Heat rises.

6 - Take a shower and lay under a ceiling fan. This is the fastest method of cooling off.

and my favorite...

7 - Don't wear underwear.

I realize that number five wasn't a tip, it was a fact, but I thought it was a good one that needed to be heard. It gets left out a lot. Everyone talks about smoke rising, but heat is oft less talked about.

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