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Never Underestimate the Power of Soup (Part I)
Friday, Jul. 12, 2002 - 8:58 AM
Never underestimate the power of soup. One day as I was walking down the handicap walk outside of my apartment, there were a small gang of thug soups that stepped out. They were very menacing looking, but were so small that I thought little of them. They asked me for my wallet. Now, I was much bigger than these four cans of soup, you see, so I reached into my inside coat pocket as if I were going for my wallet. Boy, were they surprised when I pulled out a can opener. Surely this would scare them off, I thought. I underestimated them. In no time at all there were several cans of soup that jumped out of the dumpster, car trunks, from behind bushes, and a few that fell out of trees. They came together to form one large can of soup with arms. "We said, 'Give us your wallet,'" they said. So I did. Boy, I'll never underestimate soup again. Next time I'm bringing crackers on my walk. << < >
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