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I'm Getting Sued
Sunday, Sept. 29, 2002 - 10:01 PM
I got this in the mail yesterday. Thursday, September 26, 2002 Mr. Anonymous Superhero
Cave of Anonymous Wonders
Baltimore-ish, Maryland Mr. Superhero: On this 26th day of September, in the year 2002 you have been ordered by the State of Maryland to appear before a judge. You are being sued for discrimination in a class action suit filed by your left contact lenses from the last seven years. Explaination:
You have repeatedly put in your right contact first in a much larger percentage than you have put in your left contact first. In the same manner, when taking your contacts out, you have consistently taken out your right contact before your left. This is a clear display of discrimination. Unless you can reslove this suit through plea bargin you must appear in court on February 9, 2003. Sincerely,
J. Joseph Curran, Jr.
Attorney General for the State of Maryland
200 St. Paul Place
Baltimore, MD 21202 Good thing Pete's a lawyer. Guess I'll stop talking about his mom for a while.
Speak Up
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