The Soap Song
Thursday, Oct. 24, 2002 - 10:17 AM

This is dedicated to my mom and to all the people that have ever used my soap and left hair on it.

(To the tune of The Elephant Show theme song)

One little pube went out to play
Upon a bar of soap one day.
It had such enormous fun
That it called for another pube to come.

Two little pubes went out to play
Upon a bar of soap one day.
They had such enormous fun
That they called for another pube to come.

Three little pubes went out to play
Upon a bar of soap one day.
They had such enormous fun
But it's gross to leave pubes and other hairs on the Anonymous Superhero's soap and if you don't stop doing it you're going to need to work out a different plan where you bring your own soap and take it and your nasty hairs with you when you get out of the shower.


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