Us vs. Daryl
Wednesday, Nov. 20, 2002 - 4:56 PM

I'm not sure if I've told you about Daryl. Basically he's this incredibly cocky guy that spent three years in marketing, has his degree in theology, finds time to throw back Coke and Rum, and still know everything there is to know about everything. The only problem is, he talks out his butt 84.69783% of the time.

This is the conversation I had with Pete about him last night. It's imediately following something he told Art he needed to do. (You remember Art, right? The one that owns 51% of the company? Daryl's boss? Anyway...)
(17:24:50) AnonymsSuperhero@work: Lord Dixon hath spoken.
(17:24:57) Pete: lol
(17:25:24) AnonymsSuperhero@work: I'm going to give him a shirt for Christmas that says "WWDD?"
(17:25:51) Pete: hmmmmm
(17:25:59) AnonymsSuperhero@work: And on the back it'll say "Sometimes you just have to ask yourself... What Would Daryl Do?"
(17:26:06) Pete: nice
(17:26:52) AnonymsSuperhero@work: I'm going to market a line of pull string dolls that look like him... You record something into and then the doll repeats it in a condescending tone.
(17:27:09) AnonymsSuperhero@work: We'll make a whole line of it.
(17:27:11) Pete: "I'll explain this in layman's terms . . ."
(17:27:23) Pete: "not that you should know this, but..."
(17:27:54) AnonymsSuperhero@work: And we can have WWDD inscribed on each of the fiber cords. In large letters above the 4 point font C@pitol CRE@G that's half faded.
(17:28:14) Pete: 3/4 faded
(17:28:29) AnonymsSuperhero@work: His autobiography can be called "You Don't Know Dix".
(17:30:38) Pete: Instead of a preface, he'll have an "Explanation of Complex Terms and References"
(17:31:11) AnonymsSuperhero@work: And then a forward commending the book by himself.
(17:31:55) Pete: quotes on the back: "Outstanding" - Daryl [last name edited out]
(17:32:46) AnonymsSuperhero@work: 3D Magazine [Daryl's initials are DDD and he has people call him 3D] says "D[last name edited out] obviously knows what he's talking about... even though no one else could comprehend it."
(17:33:32) Pete: . . .In time, his wit and wisdom will be understandable to humans"
(17:33:43) Pete: Now we can only wonder
(17:34:01) AnonymsSuperhero@work: Edited (or more accurately, not edited by) Daryl D. [last name edited out].
(17:36:25) Pete: "Would have been edited, if editing were necessary, by Daryl [last name edited out].

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