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Bathroom Humor
Wednesday, Feb. 05, 2003 - 12:26 PM
7:00ish PM and we're heading home. The usual routine calls for us to leave and as we go, we'll stop in the restroom and fill the two urinals and sometimes two or three stalls on the way out. It's understood, however, that if we're waiting on one particular person to leave, this should be taken care of before we walk out the door. We've all been waiting on Kevin to finish up his smack so we can get going. As mentioned at about 7:00 we begin to head to the elevators. The restrooms are on the way and instead of the elevators, my dad and Kevin head to the head. I figure that as long as we're lagging, I might as well try to go before we leave. So I duck in there. Unfortunatly this is the point at which I realize that it's going to take a little longer to leave than anticipated for my dad has walked into a stall and locked the door. Locked doors on stalls in the men's room means you're not heading in there because the urinals were all taken. I leave and make my way to the elevators where Pete and Chad are waiting. Chad: What are they doing in there? Me: Pop had to poop. Chad: What!? We've been waiting on Kevin for how long and he waited until it was time to leave to grow a tail? Pete: Guess he had to pinch a loaf. Me: He had to bust a snake. As we're coming up with as many terms as possible, everyone comes around the corner. Chad: He had to spin a web. No one notices that Chad said this, and we all pile into the elevator. During the time it's taken us to go through all this Art, who's not part of our carpool, has also decided to leave so he gets on the elevator with us. Chad to Art: Decided to join us, huh? Art: Yeah. (He then returns to his conversation with Kevin.) Pete (as though to Art, but to where only Chad and I can hear him): Great! The last one was spin a web.
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