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Washington Clinton Monument
Friday, Feb. 07, 2003 - 3:20 PM
On my way to work this morning I looked accross South Capital Street and saw the Washington Monument standing there in all its glory. 
Many times in the past I have joked about it being the Clinton Monument. But as I looked at it I thought about just how humorous it'd be if we did memorialize the 42nd President of the United States of America -- arguably the most powerful country in the word, and by extension the most powerful man in the world -- with a large symbol of his infidelity, standing 555 ft. tall, a token to signify his erect penis. Tourists would come by and ask what this large building symbolizes that reminds us of our 42nd President, and while most Americans don't know that the Washington Monument owes its shape to a Masionic instrument, every American would know that the Clinton Monument owes its shape to an administration defined not by its economically devistating policies or its joke of a foreign policy that failed to prevent 9/11 from ever happening due to his chewey, hippie filling, but defined by the phallus of the head of that administration. ======================================= And all the Americans sang, "Long live Clinton, his sax, and his package. Without those things, we would not be the country we are today."
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