Sir Man on the Moon
Wednesday, Mar. 26, 2003 - 9:37 PM

Fifth one down the page.

"I can't know if any of our American cousins read this but had they had Findus in charge of their Apollo mission things would have just been dandy. No more drawled out yankee accents on the countdown, but instead tight clipped British pronunciation, everything is tickety boo and everyone is back for tea which in this case would have been some rather delicious fish fingers. The film Apollo 13 would have been much better with Hugh Grant and Stephen Fry as the main characters instead of Hanks and Bacon, who let's face it sound like a perverts breakfast. The whole thing is as tense as a Sunday school charabanc outing. Top hole, roger dodger, over and out."

Yeah... because the English Space Program has really gotten far. The British are really power houses when it comes to space missions. This is exemplified by your accomplishment when you were the first into orbi... no, wait. Um... Oh, yeah, when you were the first to orbit the ear... no... First to walk on the moon... no, that's not it.

Well, I'm sure you guys have done something that really showed up us Yanks. Perhaps you were the first to orbit on the left side of space or the first to drink freeze dried tea in space. At any rate, none of these things make up for the Spice Girls. Only now in your war alliance are you able to begin making up for that.

By the way, next time instead of "I can't know..." try "I don't know..." And if you ever need someone to check your English again, let this American know.

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