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Iced Due to Tea
Thursday, Apr. 24, 2003 - 9:45 AM
You know, there's no fight in the world as intense as the one over whether iced tea should be sweetened or unsweetened. Everyone has an opinion on it and everyone that disagrees with them is wrong. "Unsweetened? That's just colored water." "Yeah, okay, well, sweetened is just sugar colored water, then." "No, man, it's different! Saying unsweetened is good is like saying the earth is flat." "Oh, yeah, well eff YOU and your sugar colored water, you gaywad! If it's just colored water, then you're not making it right! Stop being a pussy and put more tea in it!" "I'll kill you and your family! You're all gonna drown in a big vat of sugar water!" This doesn't happen with any other beverage that you add something to. You don't hear people saying, "You don't put sugar in your coffee? I'll gouge your eyes out, retard!" and "What are you doing putting chocolaty Ovaltine into your milk? You're gonna pay, douche bag!" Yes... the real downfall of civilization happened when the first person put some ice into this hot beverage.
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