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Tuesday, May. 20, 2003 - 10:18 PM

If there's one thing I've learned from movies, it's not to get a tarantula. To do so means that you will certainly have a very large spider that escapes from its aquarium which will be noticed simultaneously with the aforementioned spider being on someone's head. Said person will not notice until the person who noticed the tarantula is missing looks at that person. The Noticer will cover their mouth and point. The person with a spider on their head will not notice the large glob of hairy mass on his head for several seconds. Before he notices the spider, he will always be smiling. Under no circumstances is this rule to be broken.

These are the rules I've learned from the movies so that I will be prepared should I ever visit the home of someone whose hobby it is to purchase the Houdini of spiders.

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