This Story Is For The Birds Tuesday, Jul. 01, 2003 - 8:46 PM
If I were a bird in a flock and there was another bird in that flock that I didn't like -- we'll call him Daryl -- I would get all the other birds to help me pull a prank on him and when he was the leader of the V, and he took off, I'd have everyone take off in the V with him, but then a couple seconds later everyone would quietly fly away from the V to a predetermined spot and because Daryl was at the front of the V and couldn't see the birds behind him (or not behind him as the case may be!) he would fly for a hundred miles before he realized he was all alone. And then I'd take the rest of the flock to Red Robin because man do birds love hamburgers!
