The Buddy System
Thursday, Oct. 16, 2003 - 11:17 AM

From MSNBC.com:
Dog beats man in breath test

British men, women warned after toothpaste maker�s survey

LONDON, Oct 16 � More than half of Britons could have breath that smells worse than their pet�s, according to a survey released Thursday. And women are the worst offenders, with three out of five failing a sulfur emissions test, according to research by toothpaste manufacturer Aquafresh.

Moral: People should start licking themselves more. As this is difficult, I recommend employing the buddy system.

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