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Saturday, Jan. 03, 2004 - 12:17 AM

I just saw a commercial where a pregnant woman told her husband it was time.

"Time?" he asks in a worried tone that only men, who are idiots when it comes to anything children on television, can pull off when hearing "it's time".

"Time to get new carpet," she says.

They then procede to get new carpet.

Well, that's dumb, because what if her water breaks all over the nice new carpet!?

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