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-AS!: The Restaurant - Hating People Equally Since 1981, Vol. 1
Friday, Oct. 08, 2004 - 1:42 PM
I've decided that should I ever open a restaurant, it will be a theme restaurant. My theme? Hating people equally since 1981. The menu would be something like this. Ethiopian - A small side salad. Sorry, you may not order anything else with the Ethiopian.
Mick - A pint and a potato. Mick with a Stick - A pint and french fries.
Commie - Borscht and vodka.
Coon - Fried chicken and watermellon.
Wetback and a Sack - Two burritos with a special ingredient to make you extra sleepy.
Chinc - Cat fried rice.
Newf - Venison and your choice of Molson or moose milk.
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