I'm A Clown-Dog! Thursday, Jul. 25, 2002 - 11:20 AM
I don't find clowns particularly funny. I'm not afraid of them and I won't get up in the middle of their act to get popcorn so I can protest them... they're just not that funny to me. Dogs dressed as clowns, however, are funny. Jack Russell Terriers in frilly colars, pointy hats with dots on it and a pom-pom on the end, and little red circles on their faces... now that's comedy. I don't even really care for regular dogs. They smell. Not that I go around finding strays to kick or anything... they just don't make my heart leap when I see one. Unless they have red circles on their cheeks.
