*Does Not Chop Milk
Thursday, Jun. 10, 2004 - 10:02 PM

No onion is worth crying over, and when you find one that is, it won't make you cry. Because you're using the Tearless Onion Chopper from TropicalShops.com.

It will also chop boys without causing tears, but it might make you throw up because let's face it -- chopping up body parts is pretty disgusting.

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